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Well I hope everyone's feeling all better....
Hearing from friends and getting a letter
Hearing from friends and getting a letter
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Glad E Olah
Willows
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Limerick fun..one line at a time..
oceanna- Posts : 4025
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
Composing limericks is fun
But when all is said and done,
It takes a lot of thought
And this can't be bought
But I think I have just made one
But when all is said and done,
It takes a lot of thought
And this can't be bought
But I think I have just made one
Willows- Posts : 3367
Well I hope everyone's feeling all better....
Hearing from friends and getting a letter
And adding a line....
Hearing from friends and getting a letter
And adding a line....
oceanna- Posts : 4025
Well I hope everyone's feeling all better....
Hearing from friends and getting a letter
And adding a line....
That everything's fine
Hearing from friends and getting a letter
And adding a line....
That everything's fine
daffyd- Posts : 956
There was a limerick writer
Who made each post that much brighter
Wuzfuz was his name
Of limerick fame
He wrote for his gal, to excite her.
He bought her a bouquet
Who made each post that much brighter
Wuzfuz was his name
Of limerick fame
He wrote for his gal, to excite her.
He bought her a bouquet
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
He bought her a bouquet.
Thought that was OK
It would surely seduce her
And make her feel better
About giving him a roll in the hay
daffyd- Posts : 956
Dear Wuzfuz developed a hernia
Who said to his doctor, "Godernia
When improving my middle
Don't you dare fiddle
With areas that do not concernia!"
Who said to his doctor, "Godernia
When improving my middle
Don't you dare fiddle
With areas that do not concernia!"
Willows- Posts : 3367
Oh you guys!!! I just love ya both !!
Getting back to limericks....hmmmm..
Oceanna's last line in limericks and my completion
......Well I hope everyone's feeling all better....
Hearing from friends and getting a letter
And adding a line....
That everything's fine
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(so I'll say")
If she's gone then...jus' damn well fergit 'er!
(couldn't think of a last line!!)
The ol' gal has don gone and left me.....
daffyd- Posts : 956
The ol' gal has don gone and left me.....
In this land far over the sea
In this land far over the sea
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
The ol' gal has don gone and left me.....
In this land far over the sea
But I will find a new one,
Just you wait and see!
And it will be, exactly like she!
In this land far over the sea
But I will find a new one,
Just you wait and see!
And it will be, exactly like she!
Willows- Posts : 3367
DaffyD... starts a pining poem
Wuzfuz writes of love, his own....
Wuzfuz writes of love, his own....
daffyd- Posts : 956
DaffyD... starts a pining poem
Wuzfuz writes of love, his own....
Willows literally holds the key
Grammatically guiding the likes of me
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
Cause sometimes I can't even find, my own way home.daffyd wrote:
DaffyD... starts a pining poem
Wuzfuz writes of love, his own....
Willows literally holds the key
Grammatically guiding the likes of me.
I am just a County boy, Money have I none.
Really wish, that I had some.
And trying to think of a rhyming link, drives me to the brink.
But none- the-less, I profess
That while doing it gives me a lot of stress,it really is a lot of fun.
daffyd- Posts : 956
There is nothing to this rhyming
Its just a question of your timing
Let your words have a rhythmic beat
From your brain down to your feet
There was a young man from Brazil
Who wrote all his verse with a quill
When he ran out of ink
He made such a stink
For his task he could not fulfil
He tried writing his poems in white chalk
Whilst others around him did talk
When it started to rain
He cried "Oh what a pain"
And went off for a lunch of roast pork!
Its just a question of your timing
Let your words have a rhythmic beat
From your brain down to your feet
There was a young man from Brazil
Who wrote all his verse with a quill
When he ran out of ink
He made such a stink
For his task he could not fulfil
He tried writing his poems in white chalk
Whilst others around him did talk
When it started to rain
He cried "Oh what a pain"
And went off for a lunch of roast pork!
Glad E Olah- Admin
- Posts : 1578
Awesome Daffyd!
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
There was a girl in Rio
Who danced the tango slow
But it was so erotic
She soon would be the topic.
Of all the men on Impanema
The girl from Impanema Nat King Cole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1xj0mYtRHo&feature=related
Who danced the tango slow
But it was so erotic
She soon would be the topic.
Of all the men on Impanema
The girl from Impanema Nat King Cole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1xj0mYtRHo&feature=related
daffyd- Posts : 956
What one needs to do
Is rhyme lines one and two
When you've done that
On your back, give a pat
Then concoct Limericks until you are blue!
Is rhyme lines one and two
When you've done that
On your back, give a pat
Then concoct Limericks until you are blue!
Willows- Posts : 3367
You guys are a wonderful hoot!
Your rhyming is whacky to boot!
Oh what would we do
Without each of you
We'd miss ya' fer sure...
Dats da "trute'!
There once were a couple of guys
A poet ...a cop in disguise
Now who would suppose
That a pair such as those
Would be chatting and joking in rhymes
So Wuzfuz and DaffyD went fishin'
Sittin' and waitin' and wishing'
For one little bite
For their supper tonight
But it's lookin' like bait they'll be dishin'.
One last spin of the reel.........
Your rhyming is whacky to boot!
Oh what would we do
Without each of you
We'd miss ya' fer sure...
Dats da "trute'!
There once were a couple of guys
A poet ...a cop in disguise
Now who would suppose
That a pair such as those
Would be chatting and joking in rhymes
So Wuzfuz and DaffyD went fishin'
Sittin' and waitin' and wishing'
For one little bite
For their supper tonight
But it's lookin' like bait they'll be dishin'.
One last spin of the reel.........
daffyd- Posts : 956
This one last spin of the reel......
Was an earnest heartfelt appeal
For one line at a time
In this Limerick rhyme
One last turn of the wheel
The daffodills danced on the hill
islandgrl- Admin
- Posts : 2477
The daffodills danced on the hill
First signs of Spring is a thrill
It's not the first to see
All this beauty is free
Enjoy your Spring, I surely will
Can we all compose liness at will
While sitting on the window sill?
First signs of Spring is a thrill
It's not the first to see
All this beauty is free
Enjoy your Spring, I surely will
Can we all compose liness at will
While sitting on the window sill?
daffyd- Posts : 956
Can we all compose lines at will
While sitting on the window sill?
Ensconced on our butts
One can hear the 'Tut, tuts'
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm sad
When I can't find rhyming words to add, it makes me mad
My dictionary finds me words that rhyme, but it takes a lot of time.
But now I've got a bushel and a peck, so what the heck?
And now at least, I feel very very glad.
I love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18RcJANVf38&feature=related
When I can't find rhyming words to add, it makes me mad
My dictionary finds me words that rhyme, but it takes a lot of time.
But now I've got a bushel and a peck, so what the heck?
And now at least, I feel very very glad.
I love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18RcJANVf38&feature=related
Willows- Posts : 3367
We love you too Wuzfuz
Yes rhyming sometimes isn't easy
My head aches, my tummy gets queezy
From wracking my brain
Think I'll go insane
Just to write a few lines sorta' 'cheesey'
Here's a good link for finding rhyming words, Wuzfuz and everyone...
http://www.rhymer.com/
Yes rhyming sometimes isn't easy
My head aches, my tummy gets queezy
From wracking my brain
Think I'll go insane
Just to write a few lines sorta' 'cheesey'
Here's a good link for finding rhyming words, Wuzfuz and everyone...
http://www.rhymer.com/
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
Here's a good link for finding rhyming words, Wuzfuz and everyone...
Great find on Google Willows.
http://www.rhymer.com/
Willows you are a 'beaut'
And for this, I do salute!
You make me feel like big galoot.
For I am dumb, as they come.
And you're also very cute!
Great find on Google Willows.
http://www.rhymer.com/
Willows you are a 'beaut'
And for this, I do salute!
You make me feel like big galoot.
For I am dumb, as they come.
And you're also very cute!
islandgrl- Admin
- Posts : 2477
There once was a guy named Jake
He was skinnier than a rake
He was skinnier than a rake
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