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There once was a guy named Jake
He was skinnier than a rake
He ate a cow pie
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Willows
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Limerick fun..one line at a time..
daffyd- Posts : 956
There once was a guy named Jake
He was skinnier than a rake
He ate a cow pie
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
[quote="daffyd"]
There once was a guy named Jake
He was skinnier than a rake
He ate a cow pie
And that's no lie
But that I would gladly forsake
Does eating quell your hunger?
It didn't when I was younger
Always sought and asked for "seconds"
But now I'm old and not so bold
Cause my appetite`s a `BUMMER`
There once was a guy named Jake
He was skinnier than a rake
He ate a cow pie
And that's no lie
But that I would gladly forsake
Does eating quell your hunger?
It didn't when I was younger
Always sought and asked for "seconds"
But now I'm old and not so bold
Cause my appetite`s a `BUMMER`
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
There once was a guy named Jake
He was skinnier than a rake
Never raked the leaves when it was snowing
Or when the wind was blowing.
He wasn't stupid ,for goodness sake!!
He was skinnier than a rake
Never raked the leaves when it was snowing
Or when the wind was blowing.
He wasn't stupid ,for goodness sake!!
Willows- Posts : 3367
Jake and Iris built a home
daffyd- Posts : 956
Jake and Iris built a home
Of glass and brick and strips of chrome
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
Jake and Iris built a home
Of glass and brick and strips of chrome
But maybe they did't have the luck of the Iris'h,
And couldn't finish their new home,
Cause they couldn't find enough new chrome.
It couldn't keep out the cold winds that blow
And in the Winter,could not keep out the snow,
But they survive
And are still alive.
Cause in Ireland they don't get much snow.
Of glass and brick and strips of chrome
But maybe they did't have the luck of the Iris'h,
And couldn't finish their new home,
Cause they couldn't find enough new chrome.
It couldn't keep out the cold winds that blow
And in the Winter,could not keep out the snow,
But they survive
And are still alive.
Cause in Ireland they don't get much snow.
islandgrl- Admin
- Posts : 2477
Happy St. Patrick's day to you my all
I'm no fan of Jake in an Irish brawl
With all that green ale
He sure is looking pale
To make his way home, he must crawl
I'm no fan of Jake in an Irish brawl
With all that green ale
He sure is looking pale
To make his way home, he must crawl
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
You should have been here with us on Paddy's Day
Lots of fun and their was no fray
It sure was quite a lively scene
Even the Guinness beer was green.
Guess tomorrow morning we will pay.
Lots of fun and their was no fray
It sure was quite a lively scene
Even the Guinness beer was green.
Guess tomorrow morning we will pay.
Willows- Posts : 3367
The Easter bunny's 'round the corner...
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
The Easter bunny's 'round the corner.
If you meet her, do not scorn her
If you do you'll, be blue.
No chocolate bunny's left for you
And She'll just go round another corner.
If you meet her, do not scorn her
If you do you'll, be blue.
No chocolate bunny's left for you
And She'll just go round another corner.
Willows- Posts : 3367
The Easter Bunny ...soon we'll ban
With do's and don'ts throughout the land
No more sweets
No more treats
Kids and elders ...take a stand!
Chocolate chicks and eggs with legs...
With do's and don'ts throughout the land
No more sweets
No more treats
Kids and elders ...take a stand!
Chocolate chicks and eggs with legs...
daffyd- Posts : 956
Chocolate chicks and eggs with legs...
Washing lines and coloured pegs
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
Chocolate chicks and eggs with legs
Washing lines with coloured pegs
Coloured pegs, still around I have found.
They are a thing of the past that didn't last
But chickens at least, still lay eggs
Washing lines with coloured pegs
Coloured pegs, still around I have found.
They are a thing of the past that didn't last
But chickens at least, still lay eggs
Willows- Posts : 3367
Wuzfuz replied.....to DaffyD and Willows....
Chocolate chicks and eggs with legs
Washing lines with coloured pegs
Coloured pegs, still around I have found.
They are a thing of the past that didn't last
But chickens at least, still lay eggs
Willows replied.......
Chocolate chicks and eggs with legs...
Washing lines and coloured pegs
Hunts in backyards
Have they Prayed?
Celebrate the Easter Day
Flowers of spring are peeking through...
daffyd- Posts : 956
Flowers of spring are peeking through...
Some are yellow, some are blue
Willows- Posts : 3367
Flowers of spring are peeking through...
Some are yellow, some are blue
Dew drops glisten
Some are yellow, some are blue
Dew drops glisten
islandgrl- Admin
- Posts : 2477
Flowers of spring are peeking through...
Some are yellow, some are blue
Dew drops glisten
There is a reason
Some are yellow, some are blue
Dew drops glisten
There is a reason
daffyd- Posts : 956
Flowers of spring are peeking through...
Some are yellow, some are blue
Dew drops glisten
And if you listen
You can hear the grass a growin' too.
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
A visit to YouTube can be fun
But some of the music can make you run
Make you sleepy
Or sometimes weepy
But oft' times even stun.
But some of the music can make you run
Make you sleepy
Or sometimes weepy
But oft' times even stun.
daffyd- Posts : 956
Fleecy clouds in an azure sky
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
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Fleecy clouds in an azure sky
Can make me blue but I don't know why.
Like girls with curls
And many swirls
As cross the sky they fly
Fleecy clouds in an azure sky
Can make me blue but I don't know why.
Like girls with curls
And many swirls
As cross the sky they fly
Willows- Posts : 3367
(Getin' goofy here... 
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Joe had a horse who's name was Mo'...........
)Joe had a horse who's name was Mo'...........
islandgrl- Admin
- Posts : 2477
Joe had a horse who's name was Mo'..........
That old horse was costing a lot of dow
That old horse was costing a lot of dow
daffyd- Posts : 956
Joe had a horse who's name was Mo'..........
That old horse was costing a lot of dow
Joe started thinking long and hard
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
[quote="daffyd"]
Joe had a horse who's name was Mo'..........
That old horse was costing a lot of dow
Joe started thinking long and hard
But all he could think was a pile of lard
Old Mo' would eat that very slow.!
Joe had a horse who's name was Mo'..........
That old horse was costing a lot of dow
Joe started thinking long and hard
But all he could think was a pile of lard
Old Mo' would eat that very slow.!
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