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Ol' Mo grew fat and very slow....
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Glad E Olah
Willows
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Limerick fun..one line at a time..
Willows- Posts : 3367
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
]Ol' Mo grew fat and very slow...
So fat that he could hardly go.
Got himself a wheel chair so he could fare
And if he would take a dare,
It sure could't go in the snow
So fat that he could hardly go.
Got himself a wheel chair so he could fare
And if he would take a dare,
It sure could't go in the snow
daffyd- Posts : 956
There was an old lady from Dakar
Who was always chewing tobacca
Her teeth were all brown
She had stains on her gown
So her boss in the Bank had to sack her.
The errant golfer forgot to shout 'FORE'
Who was always chewing tobacca
Her teeth were all brown
She had stains on her gown
So her boss in the Bank had to sack her.
The errant golfer forgot to shout 'FORE'
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
daffyd wrote:There was an old lady from Dakar
Who was always chewing tobacca
Her teeth were all brown
She had stains on her gown
So her boss in the Bank had to sack her to shout 'FORE'
Golfer forgot to shout 'FORE'
So his drive hit the golfer before.
It was the drive of his life.
Said his dear wife.
But it left the golfer ahead pretty "SORE"
daffyd- Posts : 956
Excellent Wuzfuz.....y'all got style and rhythm!
But yuh fergot dincha? Y'all gotta give usins a line tuh start the next limerick...... like....
On his his feet he'd only nine toes
But yuh fergot dincha? Y'all gotta give usins a line tuh start the next limerick...... like....
On his his feet he'd only nine toes
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
On his his feet he'd only nine toes.
But that was the least of his woes.
Missing one digit,
When outside it was frigid
Meant one less toe to get froze
There is a man, called DaffyD
At writing limericks, he is better than me.
But its not a contest,
And I'm doing my best
With no great success you can see.
There was old Lady in Rome.
Who lived in humble home.
daffyd- Posts : 956
There was old Lady in Rome.
Who lived in a humble home.
Her diet was meagre
And she seemed very eager
To hide the bald patch on her dome.
Wuzfuz, a legend and poet
Is a wizard and we his friends know it
He can knock off a rhyme
In a moment of time
While the rest of us try..... but just blow it!
Its the Diamond Jubilee of our Queen
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
Its the Diamond Jubilee of our Queen
Bur Victoria was on the scene,
A couple of years longer
Perhaps she was just stronger,
We should all now sing, "God save our gracious Queen"
There once was a girl in Bombay
Thought she was Queen of the May
Willows- Posts : 3367
There once was a girl in Bombay
Thought she was Queen of the May
But a buxom young lady...
Thought she was Queen of the May
But a buxom young lady...
daffyd- Posts : 956
There once was a girl in Bombay
Thought she was Queen of the May
But a buxom young lady...
With a past that was shady
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
A lesbian girl from Khartoum,
Took a gay young man to her room
She said "Lets just wait"
"Get something straight"
"Who does which and with what and too whom?"
Anymouse
That was a little bit rude
In the past when I was drinking
It changed my way of thinking.
Now that I'm sober, that is all over.
But I still sometimes tell jokes that are crude.
Took a gay young man to her room
She said "Lets just wait"
"Get something straight"
"Who does which and with what and too whom?"
Anymouse
That was a little bit rude
In the past when I was drinking
It changed my way of thinking.
Now that I'm sober, that is all over.
But I still sometimes tell jokes that are crude.
daffyd- Posts : 956
There once was a girl in Bombay
Thought she was Queen of the May
But a buxom young lady...
With a past that was shady
Said, "Well, where there's a will there's a way
Her lips stuck out like a trout
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
[quote="daffyd"]
There once was a girl in Bombay
Thought she was Queen of the May
But a buxom young lady...
With a past that was shady
And she sure was not a nice lady
There once was a girl in Bombay
Thought she was Queen of the May
But a buxom young lady...
With a past that was shady
And she sure was not a nice lady
Willows- Posts : 3367
I am now............ so discumbobulated 
Don't remember the last thing, I stated
Did I speak of Bombay..
Or the Lady in May???
Or will my next words be repeated!
So perhaps we can gain our composure
Begin a new lyric that's "Proper"
And now "blah..blah...blah".......
Someone adds..."lad-de-da"........
To complete a new lyric
That's 'Kosher'!
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
Don't remember the last thing, I stated
Did I speak of Bombay..
Or the Lady in May???
Or will my next words be repeated!
So perhaps we can gain our composure
Begin a new lyric that's "Proper"
And now "blah..blah...blah".......
Someone adds..."lad-de-da"........
To complete a new lyric
That's 'Kosher'!
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
daffyd- Posts : 956
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
A terpsichorean wizard the'Fuz' wuz
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
[quote="daffyd"]
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
A terpsichorean wizard the'Fuz' wuz
Don't know what that word means but it seems
A compliment of some sort for a sport
Or just to give me a buzz?
'
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
A terpsichorean wizard the'Fuz' wuz
Don't know what that word means but it seems
A compliment of some sort for a sport
Or just to give me a buzz?
'
Willows- Posts : 3367
Here you go Wuzfuz..."terpsichorean"...http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/definitions/terpsichorean
daffyd!!...how'd the heck did you know the meaning of that word?!!
I've never heard it before..but it's a great one!
Now that I know the meaning of the word.... I'll add my lines to the limerick..
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
A terpsichorean wizard the'Fuz' wuz
Just dancing 'til dawn.....
daffyd- Posts : 956
Back in 1852
I used to dance the 'Boogleloo'
Such tepsichorean steps were
Shall we say..'Quite new'
But that was in another life
Before I was born again
An era of more peace than strife
Where peace and harmony did reign.
So pay you no heed to what I say
'Tis but with words that I do play.
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
A terpsichorean wizard the'Fuz' wuz
Just dancing 'til dawn.....
Until that new day is born
I used to dance the 'Boogleloo'
Such tepsichorean steps were
Shall we say..'Quite new'
But that was in another life
Before I was born again
An era of more peace than strife
Where peace and harmony did reign.
So pay you no heed to what I say
'Tis but with words that I do play.
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
A terpsichorean wizard the'Fuz' wuz
Just dancing 'til dawn.....
Until that new day is born
Guest- Guest
I'll dance an 'Old Time Waltz' with our Wuzfuz...
A terpsichorean wizard the'Fuz' wuz
Just dancing 'til dawn.....
Until that new day is born
Absolutely as well as Fred Astaire does.
Did you ever dance under the moon?
A terpsichorean wizard the'Fuz' wuz
Just dancing 'til dawn.....
Until that new day is born
Absolutely as well as Fred Astaire does.
Did you ever dance under the moon?
oceanna- Posts : 4025
Did you ever dance under the moon?
On a warm night in late June
On a warm night in late June
daffyd- Posts : 956
Did you ever dance under the moon?
On a warm night in late June
Oh yes! Many a time
But please complete the rhyme
wuzfuz- Posts : 3682
[quote="daffyd"]
Did you ever dance under the moon?
On a warm night in late June
Oh yes! Many a time
I never did, but like to some day soon
Did you ever dance under the moon?
On a warm night in late June
Oh yes! Many a time
I never did, but like to some day soon
daffyd- Posts : 956
I have always found a terpsichorean interpretation of a limerick (i.e. step by step to a rhythm)ran something like this......
Dah de dah de dah
Dah de dah de dah
Dah de dah
Dah de dah
Dah de dah de dah!
There was an old woman of Kent
Who instead of coming she went
Dressed completly in black
Met herself coming back
For the road she was on was so bent
Dah rah!
Dah de dah de dah
Dah de dah de dah
Dah de dah
Dah de dah
Dah de dah de dah!
There was an old woman of Kent
Who instead of coming she went
Dressed completly in black
Met herself coming back
For the road she was on was so bent
Dah rah!
Guest- Guest
De dah dah de dah dah de dah
De dah dah de dah dah de dah
De dah dah de dah
De dah dah de dah
De dah dah de dah dah de dah
There was an old woman of Kent
Who instead of coming she went
Dressed completly in black
Met herself coming back
For the road she was on was so bent
De dah dah de dah dah de dah
De dah dah de dah
De dah dah de dah
De dah dah de dah dah de dah
There was an old woman of Kent
Who instead of coming she went
Dressed completly in black
Met herself coming back
For the road she was on was so bent
daffyd- Posts : 956
Now, now, lilal....y'all jazzing it up.
It don't mean a thing
When the beat starts tuh swing
But y'all got the idea....... lol
It don't mean a thing
When the beat starts tuh swing
But y'all got the idea....... lol
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