Coming off the Beach the Wife said "Hang on a minute somehow I have managed to get a stone in my shoe".
Paddy waited for her thinking to himself. How is she going to get the other 15 stone in the other one?."
Paddy said to Murphy
"The Petrol strike won’t bother me one bit cos my cars a diesel"
Paddy was stopped at the Airport and asked why his passport had a picture of a bottle of shampoo on it.
Paddy replied "On the form it said "Photo must just be head and shoulders"
American tourist asks Irish fisherman why do the Scuba divers all ways leave the boat backwards into the water.
"Well because if they went forward they would still be in the boat" Paddy replies.
Paddy met his girl friend and took her to the Cinema, it was a double bill "Titanic and The Poseidon Adventure"
Mary said I have seen both of these but I don’t mind seeing them again.
Paddy said O.K. but promise me you won’t tell me what they are about or the endings.
My Irish pal said
"I am going out on the Pull tonight" he has a Rickshaw business.
Paddy phoned the Hospital and asked the girl how his Missus was doing after the "Tummy Tuck" Operation and what room she was in ?. The girl answered, "She has not had the operation yet so is still in Rooms 3. 4. and 5.
First day on the Job as a Police man the Sgt. sent Paddy to a Robbery. "Now den Madam what seems to be the trouble?" she was holding an empty wallet and said to Paddy "I’ve lost fifty pounds" so Paddy said, " Bejazus how fat were you before then?"
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