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by wuzfuz Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:32 am

Forget your glasses ?

...Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You're 82 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

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