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    Post by wuzfuz Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:04 am

    WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE



    Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

    The only question asked was:

    "Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
    Shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a massive failure because of the following:

    1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.


    2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.


    3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.


    4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.


    5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.


    6. In Israel they didn't know what "please" meant.


    7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


    8. In the UK and Canada they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.


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    Post by Glad E Olah Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:19 am

    Wow!
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