>
> WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the
> UN.The only question asked was: "Could you please give your honest
> opinion about
> solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was
> a massive failure because of the following: 1. In Eastern Europe they
> didn't know what "honest" meant. 2. In Western Europe they didn't know
> what "shortage" meant. 3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
> 4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. 5. In the Middle East
> they didn't know what "solution" meant. 6. In South America they didn't
> know what "please" meant. 7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest
> of the world" meant. 8. In Canada they hung up as soon as they heard the
> Indian accent.
> WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the
> UN.The only question asked was: "Could you please give your honest
> opinion about
> solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was
> a massive failure because of the following: 1. In Eastern Europe they
> didn't know what "honest" meant. 2. In Western Europe they didn't know
> what "shortage" meant. 3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
> 4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. 5. In the Middle East
> they didn't know what "solution" meant. 6. In South America they didn't
> know what "please" meant. 7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest
> of the world" meant. 8. In Canada they hung up as soon as they heard the
> Indian accent.
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