Alberta Second Coldest Place?

While we in the "South" are experiencing mild temps for this time of year, our brothers in Alberta are having extreme cold.

It's believed Alberta was the second coldest place on Earth Tuesday.

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Do you reside there and what do you have to say?

Well ah do not reside there but ah reckon ah knows just where the first coldest place is..........the cold shoulder from Maw!

Mah Pappy got him a letter 'tuther day...it were an invitation! Yep. a goldarned 10 carat, no joshin' invitation!
It wuz from his cuzzin, Leroy Yukon, a mountain man o' some note. Pappy wuz inivted to accompany Yukon and his daughter LA-A on a bear hunt up thar in Canada.
Ah wuz open mouthed astounded fer ah had never heerd Pappy talk of Leroy Yukon or his daughter.
"Pappy" ah enquired, "Have you ever hunted bear?"
Pappy considered mah question fer a spell, shook his head and sed, "Nope! But ah went fishing in mah shorts once!"
Tee, hee, hee... ah had a wicked thought.... but ah kept it to mah self. (Tween you and me ah thought, "Ah bet there has bin more'n one lady bin fishing in your shorts!")

Talking of ladies ah aksed mah Pappy about LA-A. "Y'all got the pronunciation wrong boy" he chided. "That gal's name is pronounced.... Ladasha... yuh got that? Ladasha!"

"How'd yuh figure that out Pappy? ah aksed, puzzled!

"Takes but little figuring boy, the dash...ain't silent!"

Ah reckon mah Pappy is a spark o' genius, mebbe with a little engine trouble. Maw reckons he's as wise as a ten hoot owl! But that don't mean he can go bear hunting in Canada

Now that wuz a puzzlement coming from Maw!