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Always wear clean underwear EmptyMon Aug 21, 2017 7:03 pm by daffyd

» Wuzfuz and his music
Always wear clean underwear EmptyThu May 11, 2017 3:02 pm by Willows

» The world's Most Beautiful Horse
Always wear clean underwear EmptySat Mar 18, 2017 1:49 pm by Glad E Olah

» Loads of Laughs
Always wear clean underwear EmptyTue Oct 18, 2016 6:32 pm by daffyd

» Gerraway!
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» Daffyd's Video Shack
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» Pompeii - Eruption of Mt Vesuvius
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» About Religion.
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» A Farmer of our time
Always wear clean underwear EmptyWed Mar 23, 2016 6:53 pm by daffyd

» Our Sun is Beautiful
Always wear clean underwear EmptyTue Feb 23, 2016 10:24 pm by islandgrl

» Spiced Beverage
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» TEA BAGS
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» It's That Time Again
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» Thanksgiving Poem
Always wear clean underwear EmptyThu Nov 26, 2015 11:15 am by Glad E Olah

» Guevedoces
Always wear clean underwear EmptyTue Oct 27, 2015 1:27 pm by Glad E Olah

» DESIDERATA
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» Ruby Shoes
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» Insane
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» Glad's 2015 Garden
Always wear clean underwear EmptyMon Jun 08, 2015 10:28 pm by Glad E Olah

» Facts of which you are unaware!
Always wear clean underwear EmptySat Apr 25, 2015 7:17 pm by daffyd

» THE BACK NINE!
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» Daffyd's Disco
Always wear clean underwear EmptyMon Apr 06, 2015 7:05 pm by Windwalker

» Where Are They Now?
Always wear clean underwear EmptyThu Feb 26, 2015 2:38 pm by Windwalker

» Ye Olde Photo Shoppe
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» Glass Totems
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    Always wear clean underwear

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    Always wear clean underwear Empty Always wear clean underwear

    Post by wuzfuz Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:57 pm

    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
    your vehicle. From the Daily Mirror comes this story of a Leicester couple
    who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the
    car park.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
    car.
    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
    closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
    the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
    underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
    place...
    On regaining her feet, she looked cross the bonnet and found herself
    staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

    The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

    wuzfuz
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    Post by wuzfuz Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:21 pm


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    Another poblem with deforestration
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    Always wear clean underwear Empty Wine tasting

    Post by wuzfuz Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:38 pm

    What kind of plonk was that?

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    :shock:
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    Always wear clean underwear Empty Green side up

    Post by wuzfuz Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:30 am


    Paddy and Mick were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf.

    Paddy said, "I'm gonna do dat when I win da lottery…"

    "What's dat, den?" asks Mick.


    "Send me lawn away to be cut."

    Windwalker
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    Always wear clean underwear Empty Re: Always wear clean underwear

    Post by Windwalker Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:48 pm

    Now that was funny, and a really good idea?

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