Some Crazy Consumer Cautions!

CAUTIONS on PRODUCT WARNING LABELS:
• On a Curling Iron "For external use only!"
• On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment."
• On an Electric Rotary tool "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
• On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard. "Do not drive with sunshield in place."
• On a 13-inch wheel on a Wheelbarrow" Not intended for highway use."
• On a Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush" Do not use orally."
• On a Butcher Knife" Please keep out of children."
• On a Birthday Card for a 1 year old. "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less."
• On a Battery" Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use."
• In the manual for a Heated Seat Cushion "Warning: Do not use on eyes."
• In the manual for a Microwave Oven. "Do not use for drying pets."
• On a can of Air Freshener "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers."
• On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
• A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 9" x 9" x 5", "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death."
• On a package of Silly Putty. "Do not use as ear plugs."
• On a box of Rat Poison. "Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
• Posted on a Boeing 757. "Fragile. Do not drop."
• On a Portable Stroller "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage."
• On packaging for a Rowenta iron "Do not iron clothes on body."
• On Boot's children's cough medicine "Do not drive car or operate machinery.
• On a string of Christmas lights "For indoor or outdoor use only."
• On a child sized Superman costume. "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
• On a sign at a railroad station"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted."
• In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw. "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand."
• "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
• "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.
• "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.
• "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.
• "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.
• "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
• "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

Just think, for most of the warnings to come about, someone must have tried it.

Lordy!!....how did we ever survive the "olden" days!