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Post n°1

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by Guest Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:48 pm

How did the clock feel when no one wound it up?

- IT WAS RUN DOWN

When they take out an appendix, it's an appendectomy; when they remove your tonsils, it's a tonsillectomy. What is it when they remove a growth from your head?

- A HAIR CUT

Which eye gets hit the most?

- A BULLSEYE

How did the bread feel when it was put in the toaster?

- IT WAS BURNED UP

Why is an eye doctor like a teacher?

- THEY BOTH TEST THE PUPILS

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Re: Riddles

by Willows Sat Oct 15, 2011 7:14 am

OYYY!!..Dilannie!!!...gotta put my thinkin' cap on!! ...Oyy-yoy-yoy!!!

Your topic could be load of fun with exchanges of "riddles"...but for now dear friend....my mind is nul and void! Blue:(

Come on ya' all...do ya' know the answers??

If so....answer.....or submit another riddle anyway!! Very Happy

Let's see how many answers we can get!

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Re: Riddles

by Guest Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:49 pm

Willows wrote:OYYY!!..Dilannie!!!...gotta put my thinkin' cap on!! ...Oyy-yoy-yoy!!!
Your topic could be load of fun with exchanges of "riddles"...but for now dear friend....my mind is nul and void!
Come on ya' all...do ya' know the answers??
If so....answer.....or submit another riddle anyway!!

Let's see how many answers we can get!

Willows - the answers are already written there, just below the riddle flower

wuzfuz

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Re: Riddles

by wuzfuz Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:17 pm

Put your glasses on Willows!

Laughing

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Re: Riddles

by oceanna Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:58 am

1. What do goblins and ghosts drink when
they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?

2. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

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1. Ghoul-aid

2. A Sand-wich

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Re: Riddles

by Guest Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:14 pm

Some Fall riddles....

1. Why did all the girl mushrooms want to go out with the boy mushroom?

2. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

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1. Because they knew he was a FUNGI

2. He got the STUFFING knocked out of him.

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Re: Riddles

by Willows Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:20 am

Somewhere in my posts tonight...I said that I was ...."Mrs. McGoo"

My danged new bifocals aren't working anymore...and your teensy-weensy letters dilannie Laughing

...just ain't workin' for me!

I see the questions but the answers are.................duhhhhhhhhhhh....almost invisible. Blue:(

wuzfuz

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Re: Riddles

by wuzfuz Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:31 am

Hi Willows. Buy the strongest reading glasses you can find on the rack in the Dollar Stores..

I've got about a pair and some to spare, in every room in the house and in my car. I have :scrips but can't be bothered with toting them around when ever I have to read. Probably lose them.

Reminder to myself before I go out. Check and say, "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch"

Laughing

Guest

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Post n°9

Re: Riddles

by Guest Mon Oct 24, 2011 3:02 am

Willows wrote:
I see the questions but the answers are.................duhhhhhhhhhhh....almost invisible.

Sorry about that Willows! Here are all the answers again, but in larger type:

1. CLOCK riddle..... It was run down
2. APPENDIX riddle.... A Hair cut
3. EYE riddle.... A bullseye
4. BREAD riddle.... It was burned up
5. EYE DR. riddle.... They both test pupils

FALL riddles -
1. MUSHROOM riddle.... They knew he was a fungi
2. TURKEY riddle... He got the stuffing knocked out of him

oceanna

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Re: Riddles

by oceanna Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:49 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any cats in your garden ?

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--What is small, red and whispers?
A hoarse radish!
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.

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How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
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