HUMOUR

> Have you ever wondered what the difference is between
> Grandmothers
> and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving
> grandfather who
> always made a special effort to spend time with his son's
> family on
> weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old
> granddaughter
> out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just him
> and his
> granddaughter.
>
> One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really
> didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter
> always looked
> forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his
> wife came to
> the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for
> the drive.
>
> When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to
> see
> her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your
> ride with
> Grandma?" he asked. "Oh, yes, Pap Pap, it was really wonderful.
> We didn't
> see a single asshole, piece of crap, horse's #####, blind
> ######, dipshit,
> Muslim goat humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
>
>
> Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
>
>