Afore y'all git intuh the tales o' mah Pappy ah would kindly direct your attention to the URL This is designed to give y'all a flavour of the conditions and the times mah Pappy and mah Grand pappy lived through..... they were known as the GOOD OLE DAYS......
http://www.davidburt.co.uk/funstuff/documents/ReallyOldPictures.pps
Mah Ole Pappy is something of a raconteur and mostly after supper we retire to the porch, and set a while, sorta contemplating and at times commenting on the plight of our fellow rednecks and the state o' the Union. Mah Pappy has his 'chewing baccy' and a jug o' shine is always within reach. Pappy does most o' the talking and ah do a whole heap o' listening....and larning. Maw contributes from time to time ( always with a gem, or one o' they 'cut 'em down to size' remarks) and to complete our group, there's ole Yellah, Pappy's dawg!
Now, read on............
Ah mind one time mah Pappy wrote to a giant mail order company and asked the price o' their toilet paper. The company wrote back and told him to look at page 337 of their catalogue. Pappy wrote another letter back stating, "If ah had your catalogue, ah wouldn't need your toilet paper"
Pappy allus comes out with random thoughts such as, "You know son, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy!" Now if you give that some thought y'all will realise mah Pappy wuz correct.
Ah knowed mah Pappy wuz on a roll and the only way yuh make him pause wuz tuh relate a tale of mah own.....
"Pappy, ah wuz out in the pick-up tuther night with Laura Piphal and ah drove her out into the desert then suddenly stopped the truck. "Have y'all run outa gas?" she axed very sarcastically.
"No of course not" ah retorted.
"Then why have you stopped?"
Ah pointed out that we were in a secluded place and ah thought it wuz an appropriate spot to have a conversation about the hereafter"
"What d'yah mean?" enquired Laura
"Simple" ah sed "If your not hereafter after what I am hereafter, you'll be hereafter I'm gone!"
Well mah Pappy throwed a purple fit, trying to contain his mirth, He wuz a coughing and a spluttering and a knee slapping, and ah wuz a back slapping tuh help him breathe.
Ah guess we came out evens on that one!
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