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    Post by Willows Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:24 am

    Limericks consist of five lines.

    The first two lines must rhyme with one another and contain the same count of syllables, usually seven to ten syllables.

    The second two lines are shorter (four to seven syllables} and must rhyme with each other.

    The fifth line rhymes with the first two lines of the limerick and matches the number of syllables of the first two lines.

    Example:

    There once was a lady named Mary
    Who met a young fella named Harry
    The went for a ride
    She soon was his bride
    And they had a wee baby named Carrie.
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    Post by islandgrl Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:15 am

    There once was a baby named carrie
    Drove his mammie and pappie hairy
    He would cry all day
    In the month of May
    Will carrie grow up to be cheery?
    LOL
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    Post by wuzfuz Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:26 pm

    An Eskimo up in the Arctic.
    Tried to make up a limerick
    But because it was cold, as a Polar Bears Bum
    His mind was so numb, the words wouldn't come.
    So he said to himself, "Forget iT"!
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    Post by Glad E Olah Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:30 am

    Will try to write a limerick.

    There once was a girl name Sue
    She never knew what to do
    Her brother, sister and mother
    All tried to encourage her
    But Sue never learned how to
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    Post by Glad E Olah Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:31 am

    Wow that was not very good.
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    Post by islandgrl Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:20 pm

    That was a very good try
    Supposed to be cut and dry
    But It's not a big deal
    Cuz I know how you feel
    I am so terrible, Oh my
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    Post by wuzfuz Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:03 pm

    A nervous young man from Shanghai
    Thought he'd give it a try
    But try as he might.
    He couldn't get it right.
    Cause he found he was much too shy
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    Post by islandgrl Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:22 pm


    That nervous young man from Shanghai
    Got thrown in a stinky pig sty
    He splished and he splashed
    He soon developed a rash
    As I watched mud ooze from his eyes
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    Post by wuzfuz Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:40 pm

    A confident girl from Shanghai,
    Thought she could bed any guy.
    But when she tried one,
    He gave her a shun,
    And the jerk brought a tear to her eye
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    Post by Willows Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:57 pm

    Well the girl wasn't much of a lady
    To behave so boldly and ready
    If she had been more coy
    Might have captured the boy
    Now they call her the loose chick named Kadie.
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    Post by wuzfuz Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:47 pm

    Well this gal was a shady lady,
    Drove all the young men crazy.
    But when it came right to it,
    They just couldn't do it
    And kept her a long way away.
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    Post by wuzfuz Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:20 pm

    Two young Canadian ladies
    Are making padded panties
    They are called Booty Pop,
    So if your butt seems to drop,
    They'll make you look good in your scanties

    Inspired by an article today's Toronto Star titled " Does this make me look fat? Good."

    Also begs the question,

    If women can fake something,
    Why can't men do the same thing?
    Like a male ballet dancer
    Whose padded cod-piece is the answer,
    If he was short-changed in the making.
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    Post by wuzfuz Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:44 pm

    A svelte young woman from Liverpool
    Had friends that all thought she was "COOL"
    And all had found found out,
    When she opened her mouth,
    That she was nobody's fool.
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    Post by wuzfuz Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:22 am

    An Ontario Premier named Dalton
    Has a head that is full of cotton
    Public soon that found out,
    Though he has much clout,
    After the next election, he'll be forgotten.

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